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2 Days in Paris (2007)

You don’t have to be French to be insane, but hey, it does sort of help. French photographer Marion (Julie Delpy) and American interior designer Jack (Adam Goldberg) have been together for 2 years and...

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Sicko (2007)

If anything happens to me, I’m getting into my car, and driving to Canada. All for the insanely low-price of $0!! This is a documentary by the always controversial, Michael Moore, who sets his sights...

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Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

John McClane may not be able to utter his famous-line with the MPAA on his ass, but at least he can still kick some, right? Should have just hired me for the advertising. Famed New York City cop John...

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Shooter (2007)

I thought all snipers had to do was just sit there, hold their breath, and shoot. That’s it. Marksman Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) leaves the Army after a mission of his goes bad. After he is...

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Lions for Lambs (2007)

In Tom Cruise, we trust. Three separate stories somehow find their ways of connecting to one-another the way you wouldn’t expect (or maybe you’re a movie dick, and do expect it). Robert Redford plays a...

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Margot at the Wedding (2007)

Don’t ever invite the one person that may stop the marriage, to your actual wedding. A mother named Margot (Nicole Kidman) and her son named Claude (Zane Pais) live together and are constantly angry at...

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Shotgun Stories (2007)

Come on, it’s family. Just get along with one another so Christmas can be a whole lot better. Three close brothers, Son (Michael Shannon), Boy (Douglas Ligon) and Kid (Barlow Jacobs) hear the news of...

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The Kite Runner (2007)

If kites can help you pick-up best friends, what about picking up chicks? A privileged youth named Amir and the son of his father’s servant named Hassan, both find a their friendship blossoming because...

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Mr. Brooks (2007)

If you wear glasses, chances are, you’re going to be the creepy guy in the movie. The film follows Mr. Brooks (Kevin Costner), a celebrated Portland businessman and serial killer who is forced to take...

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Planet Terror (2007)

Muscle cars > zombie apocalypse. Not all small towns get along, but especially this one that seems to be located somewhere in the heart of Texas. And just to make matters worse, they’re thrown up...

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Death Proof (2007)

Never trust a dude that can rev it up to over 150, and still collect retirement checks. Kurt Russell stars as a Hollywood stuntman named Stuntman Mike. He’s cool, lean, mean, drives a sexy, muscle car,...

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I Am Legend (2007)

Carlton would have faired-off much better. Virologist Robert Neville (Will Smith) and his doggy Sam, are left to roam throughout the rest of a desolate NYC, just after a virus has hit the Earth and...

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Juno (2007)

Just as long as you’re a quirky hipster-teenager, not a single person will be mad at you for being preggo! Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) isn’t your traditional, normal high school teen in the way that she...

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Charlie Wilson’s War (2007)

Should we blame the tax-payers for the war in Afghanistan? Wait a minute, that’s us! Texas congressman Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks) is one hell of a wild guy. He loves his ladies, he loves his booze, he...

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The Hunting Party (2007)

They always say “journalism is a dying form”, so if there’s some extra-cash involved, then by all means do what you can. During the 1990’s, big time, war-reporter Simon Hunt (Richard Gere) and...

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Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Like they say, “Once you go black, you never go back.” When we last left Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), things seemed to be going relatively fine. Not only did he save the day, once again, but he got...

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In the Valley of Elah (2007)

Surprise! Surprise! The war fucks up young people and their minds. Hank (Tommy Lee Jones), a former military MP, finds out that his son has gone AWOL and that there might even be a possibility of him...

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Hannah Takes the Stairs (2007)

Write this down men: Twenty-something blondes who play the trumpet are bad news. Recent college-grad Hannah (Greta Gerwig) is working as an intern at a production company and realizes that she needs to...

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Taxi to the Dark Side (2007)

Hey, if torture can work for Jack Bauer, it can work for anyone! Right, guys? Guys?……. Late one fateful night, an Afghan taxi driver by the name of Dilawar picks up a passenger and isn’t ever seen...

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Halloween (2007)

What a tragic figure that Michael Myers was. Michael Myers is considered the Boogeyman of Halloween. He’s what every drunk, horny teenager fears, and is the kind of “person”, you don’t want to be stuck...

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